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Jack Simmons Comedy
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"Everyone's A Racist
Ever been called a fascist, homophobe, xenophobe etc.? This hard rocking song lampoons the simplistic nature of those who make those tired old accusations Who can take these words seriously anymore?

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* Everyone's a Racist

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* I'm Offended
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Comedy - Audio Clips
* Last word on live earth
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* Illegal Immigration
  Traffic  Report

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* One Solution to
   The Gang Problem

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" LA is pretty liberal.. yesterday, while driving through Belair, I was pulled over three times for failure to keep left.."

"f you want to know about your future go to a psychic... if you want to know what you did in your past run for public office..  "

"The media is relentless, first it  questioned... "Obama, Is he black enough?.. Now they are going after visually impaired black NY Governor David Paterson wondering.. Is he blind enough? "

  "I'm Offended"
Taking aim at this fragile, easily offended society,” I’m Offended” is a indictment of the narcissistic society of special interest wimps the Greatest Generation wouldn't  have cleaned their boots on. You know, the ones who melt like the wicked witch of the West if you sing “We Wish you a Merry Christmas” Listen and laugh, and lament.

These three comedy bits started out as audio, and two became videos. The oldest piece is Illegal Immigration traffic report. The audio clips, approx. 2 mins, can be heard by click under "Audio”, and then viewed as videos at below..
  It's comedy and someone's gonna get hurt

With a glint in his eye, Comic/musician Jack Simmons swings a satirical hammer at the “sensitive” cultural issues considered “taboo” in polite society. Jack mines laughter and often agreement by unapologetically skewing racism, illegal immigration, global warming, gang problems and brain dead PC thought. Through stand up comedy,video vignettes, music, Simmons identifies, accuses, convicts, and sometimes offers common sense unorthodox solutions to the front page social and political issues hovering over American society. A “middle of the road” stand up for 19 years, Jack took a break in 1999 and stayed away until 9-11. “My focus changed within a few days after the attacks, and I started to write material that was from the core of my beliefs. I don’t try and preach onstage, and ultimately the issues I present must have a funny and uncommon take.” Jack is currently preparing a multi media theater show.

  Musical Notes

The Illegal Immigration Traffic Report with Jack Simmons

Jack Simmons
“Musically, I am more of an intuitive, it’s Andy who has the tech know how and guitar expertise, but together we come up with these songs. I primarily contribute words, title usually a hook, sometimes a melody. I see songs as ideas, and then try and sing them to Andy as he patiently strums his guitar and builds musical bridges. In addition to vocals, Jack plays blues harmonica and is lea
rning guitar.

The Illegal Immigration Traffic Report with Jack Simmons

Andy Salas
Andy Salas, Jacks musical writing partner, is responsible for the production and arrangement of the songs you hear on this site. Working from his home studio, Andy plays guitars, bass, keyboard, and drums and creates the musical blueprint that is later supplemented in a professional studio setting. When performing live on stage, Andy often plays the foil, and can be heard vocally on both songs.

Comedy Videos
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  The Alphabet of
The Future
Nanny State
Police
Solution to the
Gang Problem
Illegal Immigration
Traffic Report
 
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