I walk with my antennae out, always looking for my latest slight
My feelings get hurt so easily, and I know my feelings are right
So watch what you say around me and be careful of how you act, cause I ‘m a hyperactive homosapien, whose standing right behind your back
Cause I’m offended (he’s offended!)
So easily offended these days
I’m offended (He’s offended!
Offended ( everything you do and say)
So don’t tell that joke, (sniff sniff) did someone just smoke, (sniff sniff)
Put that Christmas tree away.)
Take down that flag, it makes me gag, what will other cultures say..
So apologise for all you do and say,
Cause your free speech is a fantasy
I found the center of the universe and I am happy to report its me, me me me me !!!