I read it in the LA times, I see it on TV
CBS, CNN, and MSNBC
When I close the curtain and pull the lever on the right
I’m a midnight bigot burnin’ crosses in the night
And when the men in black pass the new law down to me
Now I‘m just a homophobe if I disagree
They shout you down with PC chants its all that they can do
Same old NAH NAH NAH NAH but don’t let it scare you because
Everyone’s a Racist, Everyone’s a Racist
At least that’s what we’re told,
Everyone’s a Racist; you’re a Nazi and a homophobe
Watch what you say and you won’t get caught
When the hate speech doctors examine your thoughts
I know you meant this, but we’ll report that
We’ll edit the tape, and change your chat
Cause it’s the default position of the PC mind
It’s the argument that you use when you’re falling behind
When they throw the “R” bomb, you just can’t win
It’s the liberal version of original sin
You’re a racist, and a Nazi and fascist, sexist,
(And just a touch of xenophobe)
You’re judgmental, chauvinistic, just a bit misogynistic
(Did I mention you’re a Homophobe?)